"Say WHAT?" - a deaf pig

When you put a fried egg on something it's basically like adding an orgasm to an already pretty good situation. Like: oh, the park was gorgeous today, it was 70 degrees, not a cloud in the sky and we relaxed by the water for a while and fed the geese AND I HAD AN ORGASM. So you can only imagine my delight to find such an egg draped over my bowl of crispy pig's ears. I had never tried pig's ears before but considering how adorable I find them when they're still attached to the animal I could only guess I'd like them even better deep fried.

Die Eier Von Satan

I can easily understand why someone wouldn't like hardboiled eggs. They smell like awful garbage! But they taste like DELICIOUS garbage.

My mom made deviled eggs for Christmas and my sister and I ate them til we started cursing at each other. Not pictured is the full range of ingredients mixed into the yolks, which included mayo, whole grain mustard, sriracha, lemon juice and diced jalapenos.

Desayuno

When it comes to a plate of breakfast things I prefer the entire composition turn into one big yolk covered massacre. This is from a delightful little Spanish bakery/kitchen around the corner from my friend's place, where I occasionally dine and make up my own dialogue for the Spanish TV shows they have playing. This morning on a talk show I decided that a woman was screaming at her husband because she found huge slices of ham in his dresser drawer again. What is with this guy!?

Put a fried egg on a plate with something, that something becomes better.