I am not one to look down upon recklessly stuffing a handful of peanut M&M's into your facehole in order to satiate the semi-substantial hunger meandering within your lower torso. I actually just did it about fifteen minutes ago. It was amazing. But the fact of the matter is, it doesn’t take a lot of work to create an epic snack session that will leave you feeling both more excited and less appalled with yourself. In my opinion there are only three essentials to have on hand. A block of cheese, a stick of cured meat and some good bread will amply get the job done. If you wanna step your G level up, I suggest getting your hands on some marinated mushrooms, assorted olives and whatever type of pickles you’re into. I like cornichons, which are the small, crisp, tart numbers you see displayed next to the bigger varieties.
Slice everything up and eat it right off the cutting board. Pour a glass of wine. You will feel very snazzy and distinguished. Promise.
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