It's basically impossible for me to not request cheese on any fries that I order. I tried one time, and I threw up as I tried not to say it. So now to play it safe, I just do it without thinking. At Luke's, they have a delightful habit of putting roughly 65 lbs of American cheese on each order.
And then there's this:
What the fuck is wrong with me that I feel compelled - in addition to the cheese on the fries - to put mayo on my burger. I'm kind of in the midst of a crisis where I'm realizing I might like it better than ketchup? But anyway yeah, what do I really need to say about this thing? Look at it.
Luke's is on the Upper East Side, located on 3rd Ave between 79th and 80th.